fugjoo.com was founded on a simple principle: if you build something that does nothing and market it well enough, someone will give you money. So far, 3 people have. We're targeting 4 by Q3.
To synergize paradigms, disrupt buzzwords, and leverage core competencies across multi-stakeholder ecosystems while maintaining a customer-centric approach to doing absolutely nothing of value. We believe in a future where every problem can be solved by a SaaS subscription, even problems that don't exist yet. Especially those.
We are transparent about everything except our finances, our tech stack, our roadmap, our hiring, our churn rate, and what Dave does all day. Everything else: fully transparent.
*terms applyWe are obsessed with our customers. We think about them constantly. Mostly at 3 AM when we wonder why they haven't churned yet. It keeps Dave up at night. Dave is our only employee.
**there are 3We moved fast. We broke things. Everything is broken. We can't fix it because we moved too fast and now nobody understands the codebase. The codebase is 12,000 lines of TODO comments.
***all things brokenOur team is incredibly diverse: Dave is from Ohio, the Magic 8-Ball was manufactured in China, and the office plant is from IKEA. Together, we represent 3 continents and one kingdom (Plantae).
equal opportunityAll two of us. Plus the plant. The plant is non-binary and we respect that.
We can't pay you but you can put "Chief of Nothing" on your LinkedIn.